Norge har alltid betalt , alltid vært underlagt.. nå stopper det.
Norge har alt de trenger …
Episode 1: The Art of the EØS Deal
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Døren åpner.
Inn trer Donald J. Trump, rød slips, norsk pin på jakkeslaget, og en kopp svart kaffe fra Narvesen.
Bak ham: en representant fra Bø i Vesterålen og en trønder med vernesko. For stemningens skyld.
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EU-toppen:
"Mr. Trump, we expect Norway to comply fully with EU directives—"
"No. First of all, Norway is winning. You’re not. You need our fish, our gas, our clean energy. We don’t need your cheese quotas and regulations on tractor lights."
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"But Norway has always—"
"Yeah, yeah. Always paid. Always obeyed. That ends today."
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“THE NEW EØS – AMERICA STYLE”
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> “We got the best EØS deal. Everyone said it couldn’t be done. But we did it.
Norway is back. Strong. Proud. No more Brussels nonsense.
I call it... ‘Making the Fjords Great Again.’”
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I Norge:
Bønder jubler
Fisken svømmer lykkelig
Strømprisen synker
EØS-kontingenten kuttes
NRK kaller det “populistisk”
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I EU:
Belgia klager
Macron skriver klagebrev på 19 sider
Scholz later som han ikke var med
… Rønningen
